Captain Bellagen's pals do a drinking game.

The crew plot how to retrieve a bottle of Cordomite, a rare alcoholic beverage, which was taken hostage with the Captain.

As the Captain is tortured, Tycho, Wilson and Dave ingeniously use an old Hughes-transporter to beam up the Cordomite bottle.

Tycho works hard to pick up a Gerex woman.

Tycho must struggle with whether to have sex with a Gerex woman and possibly die.

Tycho struggles with the advances of a male alien ambassador.

The crew are placed in charge of guarding a Koraeg, the Federation's worse enemy. As the Captain contemplates whether to introduce a virus into the Koraeg civilization, the Regulars get him drunk and show him a good time.

Wilson is infatuated with the music of Dido, although his trip to her concert on Rantor 6 may be moved because of a war in the Ashtar Nebula.

Tycho is trusted to guard a beautiful virgin alien princess.

Wilson is treated like a god by the Kaligians, something he uses to satisfy his hunger.