Parodies of Big Brother and Millionaire, the Buy It Channel show disgust at items they're selling, Michael Caine shows a strange error with camera lenses, Holmes and Watson get a bit friendly and adverts for limescale-clearing firearms.

O News report on Elvis's return, A Guide to Modern Life advises on having a baby, a TV station plants subliminal messaging, BBN News gets confusing for its presenter and Brian Butterfield advertises the Butterfield Detective Agency.

An advert for a new brand of ham, Darth Vader falls in love, Michael-6 talks to a woman who cannot control her children, Brian Butterfield promotes his new Karaoke Bar and Ringo Starr reminisces about when he wrote the theme for Goldfinger.

BBN report on a bank robbery, the Buy It Channel are infested with ants, Michael-6 is about to reveal the results of a paternity DNA test, Miss Marple and Poirot have an affair, and an advert for James Bond's stand-up comedy DVD.

Robert De Niro talks about improvisation, O. News covers Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", Brian Butterfield advertises his "hotel", the Robot Hunter tracks down a PX19, and BBN change their anchor's name.

A parody Marks and Spencer advert, a 1940s version of Millionaire, Ringo Starr talks about being in the video of Paul McCartney's banned unsavoury Christmas song, and Marlon Brando appears looking like Jabba the Hutt for an acting workshop.